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True Love - Unconditional and unselfish! from grumpus ^Pro 505 days old

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will ...

Milk of Human Kindness - Ooops! from grumpus ^Pro 547 days old

"Darling we're  out  of  milk.  Do  you  mind if  I use  the car  to  pop  out  to get some.  I'll  probably go to the shop, but I'll see  if  I ...

The National Joke Awards 2008 ... early days! from grumpus ^Pro 669 days old

NOMINATED AS THE BEST SHORT JOKE THIS YEAR A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?" ...

The Mile-High Club from grumpus ^Pro 672 days old

A man boarded a plane at Heathrow airport and, taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft. He realised ...

Relationship Help ... As easy as ... from grumpus ^Pro 743 days old

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems ...

Make a Living Will ... Before it's TOO LATE! from grumpus ^Pro 745 days old

MY LIVING WILL Last night, my partner and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent ...

For Ducks Sake!! ... Watch your step! from grumpus ^Pro 749 days old

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on ...

Agony Uncle ... Your Questions Answered. from grumpus ^Pro 788 days old

During my absence, getting an all-over tan on the Greek island of Kos, I decided to put my mind-boggling experience of psychological and sexual problems ...

"L" Plates for Cookery Lessons? from grumpus ^Pro 811 days old

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some ...

Only Men should buy Lottery Tickets! from grumpus ^Pro 812 days old

One evening, a man came home from work, and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything ...