manners

Debt Help for them as 'elps 'emselves! from grumpus ^Pro 227 days old

My nephew Boris was in the pub last night with his mates Alfie and Spider. "Your round" says Alfie. "I'm skint" says Boris, "That new credit card really ...

Job Interview ... Must have GSOH from grumpus ^Pro 735 days old

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you ...

Make a Living Will ... Before it's TOO LATE! from grumpus ^Pro 745 days old

MY LIVING WILL Last night, my partner and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent ...

"L" Plates for Cookery Lessons? from grumpus ^Pro 811 days old

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some ...

Only Men should buy Lottery Tickets! from grumpus ^Pro 812 days old

One evening, a man came home from work, and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything ...

Love is not only blind!! from grumpus ^Pro 827 days old

At 85 years of age, my Uncle Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year-old. Since her new husband is so old and getting a little frail, Lou Anne decides ...

Nursery Rhymes Competition ... NO cheating! from grumpus ^Pro 841 days old

When I was a child I could recite all the Nursery Rhymes in this competition (which I just made up all by my ownself). The point is that teaching children ...

Only Read This if you are Old and Wise! from grumpus ^Pro 844 days old

How have we managed it?!?!?! How great we were!! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 40's, 50's, and 60's!! First, we survived being ...

Share and share alike. from grumpus ^Pro 910 days old

Last week I took Grandma and Grandad to MacDonalds for lunch. I ordered a cheeseburger, fries and a shake. Grandad ordered the same. I said what about ...

The joys of shopping. from grumpus ^Pro 918 days old

As I was about to enter my local Tesco yesterday a very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman pushed in front of me with two kids in tow, screaming obscenities ...