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Debt Help for them as 'elps 'emselves! from grumpus ^Pro 227 days old

My nephew Boris was in the pub last night with his mates Alfie and Spider. "Your round" says Alfie. "I'm skint" says Boris, "That new credit card really ...

Grin and Bear it? from grumpus ^Pro 335 days old

Frank, a young American, was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting in Montana. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right ...

Jonathan Ross' Telephone Number from grumpus ^Pro 375 days old

Jonathan Ross is now in great lumber, Because I've got his telephone number, And I'm going to keep ringing, With the effing, and the singing, And the ...

True Love - Unconditional and unselfish! from grumpus ^Pro 505 days old

An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will ...

Milk of Human Kindness - Ooops! from grumpus ^Pro 547 days old

"Darling we're  out  of  milk.  Do  you  mind if  I use  the car  to  pop  out  to get some.  I'll  probably go to the shop, but I'll see  if  I ...

BRAS ... The Doubledee Cup (more) from grumpus ^Pro 666 days old

Report No.9 The race will start from outside Marks and Spencers Lingerie Department. Seats will be provided for gentlemen. See previous post More ...

BRAS ... The Doubledee Cup from grumpus ^Pro 666 days old

Report No.8 The Doubledee Cup began in 1799 (or was it 1997? I always get those two mixed up) when Sir Francis Doubledee single-handedly sailed non-stop ...

BRAS ... I just popped out from grumpus ^Pro 667 days old

Report No.7 I just popped out to see old Mr Elgin (I told you he was losing his marbles). His artificial leg has developed housemaids knee so he can't ...

BRAS ... May not be on tonight. from grumpus ^Pro 667 days old

Report No.6 The phone has been ringing all day with Basingstoke residents giving me new items for tonight's agenda. I keep telling them I have this ...

BRAS ... Hospital News from grumpus ^Pro 667 days old

Report No.5 Some tragic news. After last nights meeting of BRAS, Melody Singer and her boyfriend went for a bit of dogging in Basingstoke Woods. Coming ...