Report No.4 ... An emergency meeting of BRAS (Basingstoke Residents Association Southern branch) has been called for tonight in Melody Singer's kitchen to discuss a matter of some concern to the health of the residents.
There are rumours, as yet unconfirmed, of an outbreak of severe flatulence in North Basingstoke. Doctor Spatula, our local GP, has promised to let us know if he gets wind of anything.
We are all looking forward to meeting another new committee member tonight.
Ida Down is manageress of Basingstoke Beds. I'm told she is a pillar of the community.
On the fundraising side, Frank Lee-Speaking, another new member, has promised to donate the proceeds of the sale on eBay of all his autograph books including his most prized possession; a signed photograph of Homer Simpson.
More later ...
2008-01-14 @ 20:17