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Archives for: November 2007

At last the Truth about Bloggers!

by grumpus @ Tuesday, 27. Nov, 2007 - 16:22:32

Great people talk about ideas

Average people talk about things

Small people talk about other people

And legends, like us, never talk ... we just drink


Don't talk ... Drink!

Job Interview ... Must have GSOH

by grumpus @ Thursday, 08. Nov, 2007 - 09:17:18

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow ', this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works at a call centre.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.

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