One evening, a man came home from work, and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went out drinking with his mates.

A few nights later the man was at home slouched on the sofa watching football when his wife came home. She screeched her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff, touring stuff, or ski stuff?"

"I don't care," she said. "Just get out!"