Last week I took Grandma and Grandad to MacDonalds for lunch. I ordered a cheeseburger, fries and a shake. Grandad ordered the same. I said what about Grandma. He said she'll share mine, we share everything.

We all sat down and I started tucking in. Grandad carefully cut his burger in half and placed a piece on a serviette in front of Grandma. He took a bite out of his half as Grandma watched and waited.

I said I could have got you a burger Grandma. She said no thanks Grandad and I share everything.

Grandad carefully counted out the fries and again placed half in front of Grandma. Still she didn't start to eat.
Eat up Grandma, I said, they'll get cold. It's OK, I'll wait she said. We always share like this.

Grandad offered her the milkshake. Grandma took a sip and passed it back. Still she waited, watching Grandad as he took each bite and slowly and deliberately chewed.
I was getting concerned. Grandma PLEASE EAT!

I'm fine she said. We always share like this. I really don't mind waiting.

But Grandma, I said, WHAT are you waiting FOR?

The teeth ... she said!